raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via hashtag-radgroove)

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

Might I suggest the film Rubber?

(via hashtag-radgroove)

drewbeh:

i spent too much time on this

(via thegentlemanadventurer)

sigafoos:

Disney characters take on the zombie apocalypse: http://t.co/XVHkfDjQDI pic.twitter.com/UgAWiguYP5— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) September 8, 2014


Where did all of their clothes go? This isn’t “zombie apocalypse”, it’s “weird jackoff material.”

I mean, what the fuck is Anna even wearing? How does it do that? Is it a boob window or two separate pieces of clothing?

Such are the great questions of our times.

Never will you find a more wretched Chive of scum and villainy.

sigafoos:

Where did all of their clothes go? This isn’t “zombie apocalypse”, it’s “weird jackoff material.”

I mean, what the fuck is Anna even wearing? How does it do that? Is it a boob window or two separate pieces of clothing?

Such are the great questions of our times.

Never will you find a more wretched Chive of scum and villainy.

The White House

thelibraryofinfinity:

I’m applying to work there.

Excited, but I can’t smoke weed until Christmas now. Godamn it. 

Or perhaps talk about it on publicly available social media.